just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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