I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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