There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
