guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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