I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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