I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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