You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle