You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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