another moral hangover. fuck.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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