As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
