She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Pappa wants mamma naked
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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