Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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