i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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