Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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