dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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