If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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