ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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