I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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