If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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