let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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