she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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