I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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