do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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