hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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