Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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