all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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