As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have already put on my inside pants.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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