Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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