we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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