he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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