I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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