That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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