i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Please, let me fuck your mom
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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