So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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