Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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