Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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