In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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