I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
dude. I can hear the air.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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