It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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