His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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