he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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