We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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