I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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