She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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