What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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