yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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