She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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