I'm jealous of your bromance
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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