I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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