The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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