i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
