The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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