i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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