i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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