piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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