walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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