fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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